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Mikey Burton Artist Series Tee

This delicious looking shirt designed by Tumblr artist Mikey Burton is soft and cottony to the touch. Food adorns the front. Nothing adorns the back. Your body fills out the middle.

• New shirt smell.
• Covers your body when you need it, slides off when you’re done.
• Flammable if cooked.
• Meets your recommended daily value of thread.

About the artist:
Mikey Burton is an Ohio native and proudly describes his design aesthetic as “Midwesterny.” He draws much of his inspiration from artifacts found in the hardworking, blue collar Rust Belt: old type-specimen sheets, arcane equipment manuals, and ancient textbooks. You can follow him at